Nonischemic Priapism is what happened recently to a 21 year old Iranian man who decided getting a tattoo on his dick would be a good idea. So he had a phrase done in Persian which translates to "Good luck on your journeys". Pretty clever if you let it sink in a moment. Wish I had thought of it first. Anyway, the tattoo artist, instead of using an electric needle, went old school and used a hand held needle. The problem is that he caused what the journal describes as "bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days". The end result is a case of Nonischemic Priapism, in layman's terms a semi-erect penis. All the time. 24/7/365.
The journal goes on to say the young man is not in any pain and besides, nobody knows how to correct it anyway. He's still able to have full erections; he just never goes fully soft. I would say something witty here, but I can't think of anything. Add your own tag line in the comments.
8 comments:
Ooooo, I get to go first. Never heard of it but I feel oh so informed this morning. What was even funnier is that right across your post is the picture of Palin (whack job).
I always go to Grumpy for my Iranian dick tattoo information.
The real question is did he have to be erect for the tattoo? Get on it.
I don't know Ace, but I'm sure you'll want to see a picture:
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/store/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2011.02579.x/asset/image_n/JSM_2579_f1.gif?v=1&t=gxhr49k7&s=4fac00e0629f9637ad789184b145826c23a35d1f
It must have been a hard decision to make for that Iranian.
I see what you did there fleshpot. Very clever.
How about the Goldilocks erection...not too hard, not too soft.
You guys are a bunch of smart asses. thanks. Need the laughs. I am so excited to see kden's exuberance in commenting first...and her attention to detail outwits ya'all.
I'm gonna puke up my Xanax.
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